To all of you in the Mid-Atlantic region who are enjoying the warm weather and lack of snow,
See, I made sure my kid had snow boots, a snow suit, and one of those plastic disc thingies that you can slide on in the snow (There's no real "sledding" around here. Our largest hill is the local dump. Seriously).
So, H is all suited up for winter because . . . WAIT FOR IT . . . as long as I am prepared for something, it will never happen. If that kid didn't have a pair of snow boots, we would have seen at least 3 feet of snow by now.
Now, some of you may think that my preparedness has no effect on the weather.
You would be wrong.
Just ask me where my umbrella is next time it rains. Hint: it's not with me, because if I actually had it, there is no way it would actually rain.
So again, if you're in the area, and as tickled as I am about not enduring Snowpocalypse for the third year in a row, you are so very welcome. If you feel you must express your gratitude, I'll take cash or check. You know, to cover the cost of snow boots.