(Alternate title: Conversations that would have been REALLY weird six months ago)
Husband, before going to bed: Hey, didn't you just brush your teeth?
Me: Yes, I did. And then I threw up.
Husband: Oh. Go ahead then.
Husband: Hey, did you go to my aunt's house to grab dinner?
Me: I thought about it. Then I laid down on the couch, and I'm not sure what happened after that.
And for those of you who enjoyed the comic stylings of Will Ferrell in StepBrothers:
Me: I'm exhausted.
Husband: Well, you had a lot of activities this weekend.
Me: So many activities. Tator Tot and I are pooped.
Yep, that's what we're calling the baby (for now, obviously). Tator Tot. Because not only are we big Will Ferrell fans, but I get a kick out of Ron White as well.