Him: Hey, my cousins want to go camping; we should go!
Me (looking at him like he's lost his mind and has forgotten that I don't like to get my hands dirty): I think you need to clarify that statement.
Him: You know, camping.
Me: What would have given you the idea that I'd want to go camping?
Him: Oh. Well, it's camping in a cabin with air conditioning.
Me: Yeah, you probably should have led with that little piece of info.